Okay, this is officially setting me off.

There's this man at my job that has Chronic D.O.M.S. (Dirty Old Man Syndrome) and today, he's about catch this biggest cuss-out I ever had to deliver. How many times can you tell someone that you are not interested or it will never happen? This man is NOT getting mixed signals from me, he's not getting smiles or anything even close! He getting things more along the lines of "blank stares", or silence and he still has the delusion that I'm ENJOYING his little flirtatious, cringe-worthy, one-liners!

Examples of cringe-worthy one-liners: "I have a daughter your age." (accompanied by an old, wrinkly slow wink)

"If I were about 3O years younger..."

" You have a shape like my wife!"- this right here... Makes me throw up a little in my mouth- Ugggh... so are you trying to say I'm shaped like a 60 year old lady?

Ugh... I'm not one to stir up drama at the job or anywhere for that matter. I'm just trying to do my job and I do not need advances from a Dinosaur.

I'm not trying to offend anyone of this age, but he needs to be ashamed of himself. I am not going to our Christmas party because of this.